Oddly, this reminds me of one of my bosses:
MAIDSTONE, England – A British baby was brought back from the dead after being born with no blood in his body. A rare condition drained Oliver Morgan’s tiny frame of virtually every drop while he was in the womb.
His mom, 36-year-old Katy Morgan from Maidstone, southern England, said Thursday, “Oliver’s birth was so traumatic that I haven’t been able to bring myself to tell his story till now. He was born dead with no blood in his body — but now he’s sitting here smiling at me.”
Just kidding, sir. You are are very bloodful. Er, bloody. Um, nevermind. . .