One of the secondary reasons I joined the military is my inability to dress myself. With the Navy, all my stylistic choices are decided. It is sad, but I found this picture of me from before I went off to Boot Camp. Click the photo to enlarge. Or go here for the original.

LOL, as a bike messenger I thought all you owned was shorts, t-shirts and tennis shoes???
And some sock stays, apparently. . .
Kentuckian…right?
That’s what I call a fashion accident..Due to the subject’s obvious hotness I think I can forgive him the socks…and the overalls…and the glued-on-the-scalp hair…Ok,my eyes hurt.
Lose the silly hair-do and the outfit is not so bad.
CP: Like Davy Crockett.
Holly: Hawt!
Lou: Ah good, that is what I thought. Those are my weekend duds.
Suspenders for socks??? Whooeee, now that’s a fashion statement…k