Corporal Punishment and Your Local Tweeny-Bopper

Rooting around the web, I found the following picture of Cpl De Santis, standing amidst three fire hydrants:

Corporal Kelsey De Santis, USMC

She is the third from left. (But you knew that.) And below is Justin Timberlake, a couple of unfortunate dye jobs ago:

Bye bye: Justin Timberlake and a friend

Justin is the one on the left right.

Let’s review, Corporal De Santis:

Cpl De Santis, mixed martial fighter, USMC killer. (Look at the blood on the other girl!)

Justin Bieber T’lake:

Justin sez: momma!

Corporal punishment versus your local tweeny-bopper. I put my money on the Leatherneck Laceneck.

Update: Looking to support the Marine Corps? America’s 1st Sergeant is accepting, for a limited time, your spare fruit-cake recipes. . .

8 thoughts on “Corporal Punishment and Your Local Tweeny-Bopper

  1. Actually, Navy One, she looks good in her dress uniform..if that’s what it is..what I always found, I don’t know, not so much distasteful, but uncomfortable, was going to our Navy Ball or any ball for that matter in a uniform..I know it can’t be that bad for a guy, because they look so good in theirs…tailored, sometimes even not…even off the rack for them…women are just built differently and I always had a problem..I actually bought an officer’s dress uniform because I knew I could get it tailored to look better than what was offered for the enlisted folks; and it did look fabulous on me…when I went to the Marine Corps Ball I found a really nice looking slinky looking dress that looked better than any uniform; in that instance I chose to wear a dress rather than the uniform…depending on where we were, as far what was acceptable for the location, we were offered a choice of either putting on our dress uniform or getting really dressed up…when it was the Navy Day Ball, we were usually told the uniform was preferable…so I did that too..k

    • Kris: I contemplated retroactively reporting you for buying an officer’s uniform and wearing it. I will let this one slide. No more!

      • Did you really?? Geez…caught again and I looked really good in it..ah well, no accounting for taste, is there??k

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