Mid-flight, yelling Allahu Akbar, but not a terrorist.
Not brilliant, but at least I say it aloud.
An adult baby, living on your tax dollars.
Lazy, for refusing to get out of bed to do an interview.
European, and would ban reality if I could.
Not Caesar, but will still mangle quotes by him.
A crazed killer, with man-boobs.
Stupid, for spitting on the hand that feeds me.
Anti-military, for not accepting a ROTC program.
Revolutionary, and not the poser, 99% kind.
Upside-down, and still beating you.
A Ferrari, with two wheels.