Ah facts, we have them.
Little known oddity on the seminal blogging collective known as the Watcher of Weasels: small hamlets throughout Germany and Austria eagerly await their weekly release of blogging fondue.
At the precise moment the Watcher presses publish on his blogging software, a mighty call bellows forth throughout each burg: Ya everyone! The Vatcher of Veasels is Ooooouuuut! (Release der hooooouuuunds!)
And with that Visigothic gutterence, each burgher, not to be confused with the cheese variety, plods home to cyberly pull down and read every article, blog story posted. Men kick off their Birkenstocks, unclip their lederhosen; women do something mysterious with their dirndls (of which, this blogger does not know.) Even normally yappy weiner-dogs have been known to sit statue-like still for the occasion.
Cologne, Germany (accurately billed as one of the finest smelling towns west of the Rhein) doubled their internet demand during the first 2.75 hours of the Vatcher release this week! When reached for comment, Algore® was not amused. Yet such are the pratfalls and tolls genius exacts upon society.
- The Noisy Room – Anarchist Theater- Days Of Stage
- Simply Jews – Tankies giving a new job to the Green Helmet?
- Rhymes With Right – The Last Drive
- The Political Commentator – What do Barack Obama and the Edsel have in common?
- GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD – Sea Wars
- Joshuapundit-Ambassador Rice:US ‘Not Involved’ In Toning Down Language Of Pal UN Statehood Resolution
- The Colossus of Rhodey – Let me tell ‘ya something
- New Zeal – Rosa DeLauro: Still hanging With the Connecticut Communists
- Bookworm Room – Dakota Meyer; or who carries the seeds of greatness?
- VA Right - Drats! We Are All Racists Now!
- The Glittering Eye -What’s In A Name?
- The Razor – Turkey’s Most Dangerous Game
- Snapped Shot – Thank Heavens
- Right Truth – The Islamist With Absolute Power Who Could Change The World
- The Grouch – Who Are The Real Cronies?
- The Mellow Jihadi – A Revolution In Morocco
- The Right Planet – Resurrecting Education
- Capitalist Preservation – The ‘Buffet Rule’: Ohhhh, Barack means Warren?!?!
- Zombie –Day of FAIL: Nationwide anti-capitalist revolution flops submitted by The Noisy Room
- Fat Man On A Keyboard – Decline And Fall submitted by Simply Jews
- Big Lizards – Hypo Hypos submitted by Rhymes with Right
- Hot Air -White House offered “guidance” to second witness in LightSquared inquiry submitted byThe Political Commentator
- Christopher Hitchens – In Defense of Endless War submitted by GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD
- Michael Totten – Between the Green Line and the Blue Line submitted by Joshuapundit
- Guernica – Under The Table submitted by The Colossus of Rhodey
- JRNyquist.com – 9/11 and the Arab Spring submitted by New Zeal
- Barry Rubin-A New, Selective ‘Semi-Antisemitism’? Only Jews Opposing Obama Are Evil, Greedy, and Have Dual Loyalty submitted by Bookworm Room
- Ann Coulter – So A Comatose Guy Walks Into A Bar submitted by VA Right
- Keith Hennessey – A Fundamental Fiscal Deception submitted by The Glittering Eye
- American Thinker –Erdogan’s Not-So-Sublime Porte submitted by The Razor
- Brent Bozell – Brian Williams, Shameless Partisan submitted by Snapped Shot
- Gates Of Vienna -Delegitimizing the State of Israel submitted by The Watcher
- Sarah Palin – Crony Capitalism on Steroids from GE to Solyndra submitted by The Watcher
- Mark Steyn – She Said What She Thought submitted by The Watcher