Like father, like son…

Father of ‘Jihadi John’ weeps as he admits he and Osama bin Laden plotted 1998 US embassy bombings that killed 224 people. The father of the ISIS militant suspected of being ‘Jihadi John’ today wept as he admitted plotting with Osama bin Laden to blow up U.S. embassies. Adel Abdul Bary, 54, pleaded guilty to charges of making a threat to use an explosive device and conspiracy to murder Americans at Manhattan federal court.1411151854144_wps_56_Egyptian_Adel_Abdul_Bary_His charges were in relation to the 1998 plot to bomb two U.S. embassies in Africa, which left 224 people dead, including 12 Americans. The Egyptian lawyer, whose son, British rapper Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary, is suspected of beheading three hostages on video in Syria, made the guilty pleas in a bid to greatly reduce his sentence. Father of the ISIS militant suspected of being ‘Jihadi John’ today wept as he admitted plotting with Osama bin Laden to blow up U.S. embassies that killed 224 people. 

Like father, like scum son. ‘Fathers and sons resemble each other, and sons tend to do what their fathers did before them.’ The cowardly father Adel Abdul Bary should be hanged from the nearest yardarm – the same fate should then befall his cowardly son Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary! Unless of course the SAS decide to slot him instead, purely due to the fact that there are no yardarms in the desert.      Yours Aye.

England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales.

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1411106703350_Image_galleryImage_Alex_Salmond_pictured_in_With all 32 council areas in Scotland declared, The ‘No’ voters secured 55% of the vote with ‘Yes’ camp achieving 45%. The total turnout was a staggering 84.5%

David Cameron this morning pledged to introduce ‘English votes for English laws’ after Scotland rejected independence.

And ‘former Maoist’ Alex Salmond, the  Scottish Nasty Nationalist Party Leader, had to eat large portions of humble pie this morning, which he almost choked on. Besides the extra-large socialist portions he normally tucks into each day… No doubt he will now resign having tore Scotland in half!1411134824858_wps_27_Picture_shows_a_fish_and_Making light of Mr Salmond’s drubbing at the polls, a fish and chip shop in Morely, West Yorkshire adds Battered Salmon to its menu as a special.The No has itThe Yes don't get itDejected Jock in a frock

Never mind bonnie lad, you can always have another go in 15-years-time, just be careful you don’t get what you wish for the second time around.

England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales. The United Kingdom of Great Britain. United We Stand…   Yours Aye.

Don’t forget to duck

Quick dit to accompany the following video link: As the passenger in a Landrover driving back to Bickleigh Barracks on a hot summers afternoon; I was in conversation with the young Marine driver, when we almost collided with a tractor that pulled directly out of a country field onto the narrow lane in front of us, without a ‘bye your bloody leave!’ ‘Oh bollocks’ chimed the pair of us, as we were now stuck behind the land based mud covered leviathan for at least 5 miles, stuck in second gear going uphill, clocking 20 mph max. The large rear double wheels of the John Deer were mesmerising as they turned before us, more so was the solid red brick stuck between the wheels on the inside lane, as it played hide and seek with every evolution of the wheel.

Just as the words left my mouth “You had better drop back mate, in case that brick launches itself!” The bloody thing did just that, directly at my side of the windscreen in a perfect arc through the air in absolute ‘s-l-o-w-m-o-t-i-o-n.’ Until it hit the windscreen shattering it but also blocking it from coming through, which no doubt would have eaten my rugged handsome features. The young Marine groaned as he now had to fill in the appropriate forms, as I reminded him it was the perk of the driver to do so. To add insult to injury, the Landrover was also eating clumps of red muddy clay thrown from the land beasts deep treaded tyres. The cleaning of the LR being young ‘drives’ second perk! Yours Aye.concrete to windshield

Concrete block hits a car’s windshield…

cracked windscreen

I must learn to say no!

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Wow, it’s so much easier to cut and paste such a punishment  as a reminder – instead of writing it out on the blackboard a hundred times? I need sleep more than oxygen at the moment…   Yours Aye.

A Yorkshire ‘Jock in a frock!’

Could ‘Bonnie’ Doncaster leave the UK too? Doncaster is technically still part of Scotland after it was signed over 900 years ago and never formally given back! It is not just Scotland on the verge of breaking away from the UK – a small pocket of South Yorkshire could go with it. The town of Doncaster could be left if limbo if the Scots vote for independence, all due  to a historical quirk which means it is officially part of Scotland.1411026305303_wps_1_B65R37_Doncaster_High_StrThe Yorkshire town was taken by the Scots in the 12th century when King David I seized vast swathes of northern England and it was signed over by King Stephen of England in the first Treaty of Durham. English monarch Henry II and his forces regained control of the area 21 years later, but historians say Doncaster – dubbed ‘Bonny Donny’ by some Scots – was never formally given back. Doncaster technically still belongs to Scotland; signed over 900 years ago and never formally given back.

If the ‘Jockanese’ decide to split the Union by voting for independence, then let them try to take Doncaster back the hard way – whisky claret will be spilled, and it will not be that of a Yorkshireman, or Englishman…  Yours Aye.

Pouting-hip-swinging little buttercups

Apparently it’s that time of year where once again we find ourselves into ‘London Fashion Week.’ In a non-politically correct way… I am so glad that I grew up in an era where men were men, and dressed accordingly, unlike the four ‘pouting-hip-swinging’ little buttercups amongst this group below.  Just to get you into the groove – Yeah baby!     Yours Aye.fashion-east_3040091a

A collection from one of the designers showing as part of the Fashion East showcase. Photo: AP              Why dear Gawd – Why?

16-year-old street justice

The heroic actions of a 16-year old Brighton teenager leads to man’s conviction.
After a man acted violently towards two female PCs, teenager Kiya Ingham stepped in and restrained him. On the afternoon of June 10, on Lewes Road, Brighton, two female PCs Lynsey Burkinshaw and Johanna Clarke had restrained Bradley Jay Hughes, who was drunk, in the car after an allegation of a domestic related incident and arrested him shortly after. Hughes was initially upset but calm. Having been placed in the police car, he suddenly became violent. He kicked out at the officers, pushing them over as he got out of the and began running away. Kiya, 16, who was walking past dropped his bag and immediately chased Hughes and tackled him to the ground. PCs Burkinshaw and Clarke then struggled to restrain the man with Kiya assisting.Kile InghamKiya was threatened and abused by the man but was incredibly brave and continued to assist the officers, allowing them to regain control of the man. Once the officers had regained control and restrained the man, Kiya stood out in the road and directed policing officers arriving to back up the officers. The road on which the incident occurred was very busy and a number of other people passed by didn’t offer support to the officers. Both police officers thanked Kiya for helping them and recommended he receive an award at the Brighton and Hove Divisional ceremony for his courage. Hughes, 31, of Pelham Place, Seaford has since been convicted after pleading guilty to two counts of assaulting a police officer and received 100 hours community service.

C/Supt Nev Kemp, Brighton and Hove Divisional Commander, said: Kiya acted heroically and I commend his bravery. I was delighted to recognise his actions with an award in our Brighton and Hove Divisional awards ceremony, attended by Katy Bourne the Police and Crime Commissioner earlier this year. Kiya received a huge cheer and round of applause from everybody at the event when the footage was shown. “The incident shows how difficult and sometimes dangerous policing can be, so we were very grateful and moved that without hesitation he stepped into help the police in such a situation. I also want to pay tribute to the way in which the two officers quickly regained control of the situation, despite the violence that was directed towards them. I and my team here thank him for his courage and selfless public service which helped us bring an offender to justice.” Heroic actions of a 16-year old Brighton teenager leads to man’s conviction…

B.Z. to Kiya Ingham, and a huge raspberry to the bystanders mentioned, who were capable of assisting, and yet declined.  (Kiya mate, did you ever wonder what it would be like to earn a Green Beret instead, you may be part of the 1% the Royal Marines seek?)    Yours Aye. 

That high ‘rugby tackle’ would have been a red card, and instant dismissal from the field!

Train hard – Fire fight easy

I have a mate who was a pilot for many, many, years (since retired) – who doffed his cap at  the flying skills of this Pilot and crew. Magnificent people men in their flying machines…Old Iron B***sDC-10 Firefighter getting down low, and mixing it large…  Balls of steel!  Yours Aye.

The laughing policeman…

Chief constable of police force that let rapists go free if they apologised to victims is investigated by watchdog over his force’s handling of sex abuse allegations.  A Chief Constable is being investigated by the police watchdog over the way his force handled allegations of sexual abuse, it emerged today.1410796408997_wps_41_File_photo_dated_08_01_13 

The Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC) is investigating Wiltshire Police chief constable Patrick Geenty, as well as an inspector and detective constable from the force, which last week was criticised for letting sex offenders off if they apologised to their victims. 

It is alleged they withheld information from complainants about the extent of the force’s failings in dealing with the sexual abuse claims. The IPCC investigation relates to the way the force dealt with complaints about a sexual abuse investigation in 2008-20010. Chief constable of police force that let rapists go free if they apologised to victims is investigated

If he and his cohorts are found guilty as charged; I would recommend they are all hog tied whilst in uniform, and presented as a gift to the clientele of Comptons of Soho… That will take the smirk from off his face – or it may perhaps add to it!      Yours Aye.

For the want of a time machine…

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I require assistance in getting a message to Jacob Von Hogflume! My intention is to seek a ride back in time to around 1980 (pre Falklands War & a pre Digital life style) where my sole intention would be to sign up once again. I promise to make all of the mistakes of my past (well almost all – barring three) where I will gladly accept every scar, broken bones, torn ligaments, and near misses (several I am aware of) with the greatest of pleasure…time-travelObviously I will be taking a large collection of historical winning LOTTO numbers back with me just to ease the pain somewhat, though I will be supporting quite a few good causes with the winnings. If you don’t hear from me for a while, then you will know that ‘Jacob’ has been in touch.      Yours Aye.          (The canine’s will be coming along too!)

WARNING – 18 plus advisory…

‘I’m back!’: Hillary Clinton teases supporters with Iowa campaign speech – adding even more fuel to presidential campaign rumours.1410734973128_wps_18_Hillary_Bill_Clinton_Hark Hillary Rodham Clinton returned to Iowa for the first time since her failed 2008 presidential campaign on Sunday, but once again refused to confirm any plans to stand in the race for the White House in 2016. ‘It’s true, I am thinking about it. But today, that is not why I’m here. I’m here for the steak,’ she joked. Sunday’s event paid tribute to retiring Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin at his final steak fry fundraiser. Hillary Clinton teases supporters with Iowa campaign speech

I opened the morning paper and caught the above news ‘gem’ over breakfast. Instantly the milk in my porridge curdled, a fly dropped out of the air crashing onto the table top, the birds stopped singing, and Nipper scurried away! Needless to say breakfast was ruined, so we all headed outdoors for a breath of fresh air. Just as the morning started to pick itself up I decided to go through my mail boxes, only to find one mail from ‘The Jolly Roger’ sitting in my spam box, which was most unusual as such has never happened before. Upon perusing the mail, I can understand why… WARNING! And I do mean WARNING! You must be considered sane, and be over the age of 18 to click on the following link (because the young must be protected, and what you see can never be erased from your mind!) Thank Gawd NavyOne is deployed ;-)  Hilarity Clinton, Gawd Bless America… Yours Aye.

Conduct Prejudicial to Good Order & Service Discipline

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Pirouetting Buckingham Palace Grenadier Guardsman faces three weeks in grim military prison: British soldier’s superiors left ‘livid’ by the dance stunt. A Grenadier Guardsman who broke strict rules by dancing on parade outside Buckingham Palace is potentially facing a 21-day prison sentence and a £1,000 fine. Footage of the unnamed Guardsman performing a series of ballet-style pirouettes while on guard duty has become an internet sensation, watched by more than 1.7 million people on YouTube. But Army top brass have reacted furiously to the video and are ready to hand down a custodial sentence.    ‘Mind the cell door as it slams shut, and watch yer fingers laddie’ Dancing GrenadierA Grenadier Guard is being investigated after video emerged of him performing pirouettes whilst on duty at Buckingham Palace.

“March the guilty barsteward in Sgt Major.” – “Quick march, HALT, off cap, do not salute!” – “The charge against you is ‘Conduct Prejudicial to Good Order and Service Discipline’ in that on the day-month-year you were seen to be derelict in your place of duty, by dancing and pirouetting for the general public” – “How do you plead?”  - “Guilty as charged sir.” - “On your submission I find you guilty, and sentence you to 28 days detention at the Military Corrective Training Centre, with full loss of pay and entitlement, after which your status will be ‘Service No Longer Required’ by the Crown!”

Big gulp, and teary eyes from the dancing Grenadier. The ‘guilty barsteward‘ will be escorted direct to the local cells for further escort onto 28 horrendous days in the MCTC, where a senior Guards Drill Instructor will gleefully greet him; and make his life hell! After-which he will be spat out onto civvie street. His name will be forever infamous within the Grenadier Guards Regiment – who are now the laughing-stock of the Guards Division. I guarantee you this, the Grenadier Guards ‘Regimental Sergeant Major’ would like to see him dance; at the end of a rope…    Yours Aye. Roll-Call-by-Elizabeth-ThompsonGrenadier Guards ‘Roll Call’ after the Battle of Inkerman 5th November 1854. When the Grenadiers were far too tired for dancing…

Cowardly murder of David Haines

‘David Cameron, I hold you entirely responsible for my execution': British hostage forced to condemn UK government before beheading by Jihadi John who threatens to kill another Briton next.article-2754934-21580A0A00000578-907_964x411Islamic State extremists have released a video showing the beheading of British captive David Haines. The father-of-two, an aid worker, was abducted by militants in Syria last year and appeared at the end of a video showing the beheading of US journalist Steven Sotloff earlier this month. The Foreign Office was working urgently tonight to verify the contents of the video, in which the hostage says he holds David Cameron and Britain’s foreign policy responsible for his own execution. The Prime Minister said: “The murder of David Haines is an act of pure evil. My heart goes out to his family who have shown extraordinary courage and fortitude.” Islamic State extremists have released a video showing the beheading of British captive David Haines. VIDEO NOT SHOWN IN LINK:

Sadly this was always on the cards, and my heart goes out to David Haines family and loved ones. The sad truth is that any Westerner working on foreign shores around an Islamic State is going to be regarded as a high value disposable propaganda asset. The time has come for the same people to sit back and take stock of their own cause. It is a fact that no British Government has ever paid out any type of ransom money!10632704_313292695517092_7903577885260756816_n 

Our own Prime Minister David Cameron is an invertebrate wobbling jelly baby – a professional politician with no work experience in the real world, we should expect nothing more but blathering rhetoric from him.  British ISIS Terrorists-David Cameron Not So Tough After All!  Daniel Thomas. ‘Cambrian Dissenters’ Blog.  Yours Aye.

Do as I say – not as I do!

‘Green’ Labour MP who wants to stop you from owning a private car claimed £1.20 in expenses for a THREE-MILE road trip! A Labour MP who has called on the Government to ban the private ownership of all cars submitted a mileage claim of £1.20 for a three-mile trip in his constituency.1410597773597_Image_galleryImage_Alan_Whitehead_GB_Labour_

Dr Alan Whitehead, who is the MP for Southampton Test outlined his anti-car vision claiming Britain would be gridlocked by 2040. However, despite his anti-car rhetoric, Dr Whitehead has submitted mileage and parking claims for £516.60 between 2008 and 2014 which were paid for by the taxpayer. Dr Whitehead was reimbursed sums of between £1.20 and £34 according to figures released by the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority. On February 18, 2011 Dr Whitehead traveled three miles from his home to his constituency office and submitted a mileage claim for £1.20. 

Twice in January 2011 Dr Whitehead took his own private car from his Southampton home to his London residence claiming £34 for each of the 85-mile trips. On a journey to the Hampshire Fire Service in Eastleigh, Dr Whitehead received £4 for ‘own vehicle mileage’ for the ten-mile trip. On August 25, 2010 Dr Whitehead made a three-mile home visit where he also claimed £1.20 for ‘own vehicle mileage’. Dr Whitehead sits on the parliamentary Environmental Audit Committee and the Energy and Clime Change Committee, and regularly blogs about ‘green’ issues on his website. ‘Green’ Labour MP who wants to stop you from owning a private car

Yet another ‘clueless-hypocritical-champagne-socialist!’ You would expect something more intelligent from someone who received his Doctorate through Politics and Philosophy; or perhaps not as the case may be? Perhaps there should be a compulsory course on ‘common sense’ at the same universities for potential politicians.    Yours Aye.

How do I stop it!!!

Scientists test jet-pack to help soldiers run faster on the battlefield! Think of a jet-pack and you may imagine flying over a futuristic city, inspired by scenes in sci-fi films. But the technology could also be used to enable soldiers to run faster in war-zones in a matter of years. US engineers have created a working prototype that attaches to people’s backs and helps them to run a mile in a much shorter space of time – despite carrying the large metal pack.   So what happens when the ‘off’ button malfunctions?1410520591941_wps_16_image001_png

* Engineers from Arizona State University have created a working prototype jetpack that attaches to a soldier’s back and helps them run faster.
* The 4MM project’s aim is to enhance the speed and agility of the wearer of a jetpack so they can run a four-minute mile with ease.
* Inventors say their packs could help soldiers escape dangerous situations on the battlefield and potentially save their lives, giving them more energy.

Engineers develop a thruster to enable soldiers to run faster on the battlefield… 

Without even looking at my wall calendar I know for a fact we are nowhere near to April 1st 2015? A guaranteed face-plant without a doubt ;-) Utter bloody nonsense. Harrumph…      Yours Aye.

Mistake my arse. Bah!

1410508901210_wps_9_FILE_In_this_July_18_2014Hamas admits it DID use schools and hospitals in Gaza Strip as ‘human shields’ to launch rocket attacks on Israel – but claims it was a ‘mistake’… 

Hamas appeared to admit using human shields to fire rockets into Israel for the first time today, but refused to accept responsibility for the slaughter of hundreds of innocent Palestinians killed in retaliatory airstrikes.

In a veiled confession that comes two weeks after the end of the Gaza war, a senior Hamas official said the group’s fighters had no choice but to use residential areas from which to launch missiles into their neighbour’s territory. But while Ghazi Hamad claimed they took safeguards to keep people away from the violence, he admitted ‘mistakes were made’, blaming Israel’s heavy-handed response for the deaths of civilians.        Picture: Smoke trails behind multiple missiles fired at Israel from the Gaza Strip

Hamas admits it DID use schools and hospitals in Gaza Strip as ‘human shields’

The terrorist scumbag’s know that Israel can substantiate returned retaliatory ordnance strikes against relevant HAMAS targets. All due to pin sharp aerial digital evidence collected throughout the conflict. The same evidence ‘should’ damn HAMAS in the piss poor eye-sighted eyes of the UN, and the left-wing press. Not that it will make a jot of difference to the edentulist  – invertebrate warriors of the Headquarters of the United Nations – or the wise monkeys of the MSM.  Mistake my arse – Bah!   Yours Aye.